As Hitler remarked to the French, "But Monsieur, it was only a trench." As George Walker said to Saddam, "I am what Karl Rove says I am." As O.J. proclaimed as he rang her bell, "Fare thee well, lady love, farewell." As Karl Rove was rumored to say 'bout McCain, "His wife is on drugs and he is insane." And then about Kerry commanding that boat, "Could he float? Could he float? Could he float?" It was just one of those wars Bushes conduct to pad their memoirs. Another sure thing, a Tenet slam dunk, At least that's what he and Rove thunk. It became one known for re-writes, Although not a good one for religious rights A quick source of oil till we take Iran Which he and Karl Rove say we can. And their comforting bit 'Bout the end of it Proves they're both militarily sound. But were they aware You're not s'posed to bare Private parts to a menacing hound? Will Bush say good-bye to his friend, Or insist he stay on till the end? That could be great fun If it's one of those Nixonian things.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |