With just five percent more I could do so much more This country should be run by strict school marms. Why can't we just ignore Any score heretofore Where folks have failed to focus on my charms? How could they forget about Bill's Monica-gate And the wife who'd warned him he should reciprocate? Or Arkansas's militia that was for Huckabee, That we've now compensated to be loyal to me? Give me five percent more, Or, Billy, bar the door With them we'll end this game by force of arms.
Music by Jule Styne |