Keep him out of mischief. How?
Vote him out of office now!
He says he's lowering taxes,
And then simply bushwhacks us
So the world can plainly see
They are better off than we.

No one warned us in advance
He hired only sycophants.
Favoring all-stars who pitch,
And execs who bait and switch.

A little lettuce,
He thinks, will get us
Rethinking who we need on top?
After he's bled us,
Let them behead us?
Like maybe, baby, we should call a cop.

If he planned to show he cared,
Rummy's crew would not be spared.

That might
Reduce the need to disavow
His acting holier than thou.
Still there's tax cuts for the rich,
Such as hip-hop stars who bitch,
So ev'ry day I take the vow
To vote him out of office now,
And see him unemployed and how!

Music by Fats Waller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/5/04