Well the forces he used in his first war were a clue he's at heart a boozer, And those he'd lose in his second attempt proved him a natural born loser. But to be a snoozer through his Gulf Coast flood, Knowing he'd hired a horse judge dud, While we watched TV and could see him thud On his kerplunken? Kerplunkin', Kerplunkin', Kerplunkin' on his own kerplunken! A frightening thing to watch A third Bush Junior botch The "perfect" president kerplunkin', Kerplunkin', Kerplunkin', Once again on his kerplunken!
Music & Original Lyric by Meredith Willson |