Kerplunkin'
Sung to the Meredith Willson tune
"Shipoopi"

Well the forces he used in his first war were
   a clue he's at heart a boozer,
And those he'd lose in his second attempt
   proved him a natural born loser.

But to be a snoozer through his Gulf Coast flood,
Knowing he'd hired a horse judge dud,
While we watched TV and could see him thud
On his kerplunken?
Kerplunkin',
Kerplunkin',
Kerplunkin' on his own kerplunken!

A frightening thing to watch –
A third Bush Junior botch –
The "perfect" president kerplunkin',
Kerplunkin',
Kerplunkin',
Once again on his kerplunken!

Music & Original Lyric by Meredith Willson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/16/05

To 'Bush's Domestic Disasters'