LAUNDRY LIST OF THE UNION - SONG PARODY- George W. Bush's foibles and miscalculations set forth in rhymed verse

Laundry List Of The Union
To be sung with Nat 'King' Cole to the tune
"Little Girl"

We are strong
And could get a little stonger
If I stay
Around a little longer
Than you or anyone
Else wants me to,
But wait till you hear
What I plan to do.

From gas to grass,
We will switch to marijuana
Exxon will grow
And import from Ti-a-juana.

And once again
They'll be crossing cats and dogs,
Who'll purr as well as croak.
Did I say dogs? Well I meant frogs.

So no more fat,
As our population dines
On the legs
Of their FatFree FrogFeelines,
Their patent's pending,
On the legs
Of their FatFree FrogFeelines.

Music & Original Lyrics
by Madelyn Hyde & Francis Henry
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/2/06

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