"Liability!" That's become the plea, Why they won't campaign with me. But when asked to strike a pose, Must each hold his nose? Some say passersby Now expect a lie When politicians get asked why Republicans have come to blows And hold each other's nose. Even Woodward Thinks he's fin'lly figured out what's up, That my Congress Of Evangelicals won't pass the cup. Need lots more hot tips? Cheney's got some pips If he'd loosen up his lips. Wasn't that Iraq he chose? Must you hold your nose?
Music by Fats Waller |