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Suppose I need a pill to placate Kim Jong Il, Who comes to mind immediately? Of course, Joe Lieberman, with his ingenious plan, Insisting we check first with WEB-MD. Each time I stub my toe I call on Tony Snow, Who does his best to vindicate me Before Joe Lieberman again promotes his plan, Insisting we check first with WEB-MD. What was Joe paid To be the one To promote their claim They've a cure for A bump on the head? A face turning red? A scratch on the hand in some foreign land? A lump in the throat when getting their goat? A failure to sleep on top of the heap? A crick in the back? Or a secret attack? Has Joe no sense of shame? So when I quit Iraq, I plan to wrench my back So badly I can't be on TV, But can watch Lieberman try to convince Iran They should be checking first with WEB-MD.
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