Lieberman's Salty Tears
To be sung with Helen Ward to the Gershwin tune
"How Long Has This Been Going On"
(I could cry salty tears.)

So I've lied for four years.
Why think I'd not miss my peers?
Little Bush, lovely tush,
We carried on and now I'm gone.

Rumor mills claim as mine
All his bills I chose to sign.
Indiscrete, but helped ends meet,
And now they won't let me stay on.

Oh, to take a healthy belt
And announce to the world,
I know how Dick Cheney felt,
Chalibi'd as well as Perle'd.

Love the stunts but not the store.
Kissed the dunce, then his whore.
Cheney's take is no mistake.
Why won't they let us carry on?

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/16/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Lieberman'