Lobby, Lobby *
Sung to the tune "Goody, Goody"

What will Chevron do if China bids billions more?
Lobby, Lobby!
Will they match that bid with a bigger bid of their own, or
Lobby, Lobby?

Why'd they spend that kind of dough
When their friends in Congress owe
A barrel of little favors
For golf trips with a pro?

Will they hire Wall Streeters to counsel and advise:
Lobby, Lobby,
Then wait to see how much Congress will subsidize?
While the price of oil goes higher,
They'll hold Bush's feet to the fire –

Will they Lobby for me?
Will they Lobby for you?
Not when they know that Cheney must come through.

* The New York Times - 6/24/05
"Capital Nearly Speechless on Big China Bid"

Music by Matt Malneck
Original Lyric by Johnny Mercer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/25/05

To 'Policies - Corporate Greed'
To 'Bushie's Lobbyists'