Love It Or Shove It
(Sung to the tune "Love Me Or Leave Me")

Love it or shove it –
Go write your baloney.
That's not how I said it –
So playback your Sony.
I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry
And not just another canned soup.

I know what I want –
If I like it, I get it.
I don't like dumb questions,
So get lost and forget it.
I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry
And not just some new Betty Boop.

I'll continue because
I know that John loves me.
Why should I care who it is
Who trashes and shoves me?

So love it or shove it –
You know where to put it.
You've been there before
So why pussyfoot it?
I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry
And forget about getting your scoop.

Music by Walter Donaldson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/27/04

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