Luck, Prove The President's Right
Being sung by Bushie to the Frank Loesser tune
"Luck Be A Lady Tonight"

Luck, prove the president's right –
Luck, prove the president's right –
Luck, if you have ever
   influenced the weather,
Luck, prove the president's right.

Luck, let climatologists see
CO2's not warming the sea –
Or find one who'll inform us
   hurricanes are not enormous
Because of what I still refuse to see.

A president cannot abandon
His Saudi friends to get more votes.
A president can't flip-flop and admit he's wrong,
Although we'll be living in boats.

Luck, it's been a hell of fight
Just to prove that I'm always right.
Luck, no more Katrinas
   and no Wilhelminas –
Luck, can they impeach me
   for what these storms should teach me?
Who needed Rita?
Even incognita?
Luck, prove this president's right!

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/23/05

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