Maiming
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"When I'm Not Near The Girl I Love"
(…I love the girl I'm near.)

All my wars are going badly.
Can't they see that my main aim
Was for the fame of claiming oil,
Not fame for those I maim.

It's a shame that people find me
The likeliest one to blame,
Yet I never blame what the hell is his name.
I blame the ones I maim.

My mind is a flutter, a ship with no rudder,
   my grin a sputtering sneer.
Soon Cheney will utter the words I fear,
"If only your Daddy were here."

Yet you won't find me confessing
That I am the one to blame,
Though my only claim to historical fame
Will be for the thousands I maim.

A loss insurmountable? Don't hold me accountable.
   Accounting is not my game.
Plus Cheney's discounted claims he's to blame,
So fame favors those we maim.

Music by Burton Lane
Original Lyric by E.Y. Harburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/17/06

To 'Bushie, The Dummy'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Cheney'