Eliot Spitzer's mean as he can be. Maybe mean enough to function as V.P. If we promise him more unsafe sex for free. Face Book clips Penthouse Pips Types for which Bill licks his lips No other woman can be as mean, you'll see That's why Bill hits on ev'ry chick but me. Bill's not saying, even though he could, But apparently I am not that good Yet I'm a woman mean as mean can be. In fact I'm the meanest bitch you'll ever see. Take Geraldine Ferraro: doesn't look that good And would insist again that she's misunderstood Mean, but way too white and female for V.P. Thank God Spitzer's proved he's nearly mean as me. For I need a man who's almost mean as me. And like Cheney, Spitzer'd make a mean V.P. And one who might just welcome unsafe sex for free.
Music & Original Lyric by Jerry West |