I'm a surgical rainbow, your pot of gold If you've a little boy you'll let me hold. Though some condemn me as bizarre, A boy like yours needs my CPR. In the spirit of Christmas, loan your boy to me. He has keister bunnies I'm longing to see. So if you don't mind, I'll love his behind He'll be Jock-o's newest toy. * CNN - 6/27/05 "Michael Jackson found innocent on all 10 counts in his child molestation trial."
Music & Original Lyric by Bobby Burke & Horace Gerlach |