Mollifying Junior
Sung to the tune "I Cried For You"

I've lied to you –
Now it's your turn to mollify me.
My latest hoax that you're spurning
Is pretty bad as you're learning.
I've tried for you –
What a fool I seem to be.

A snake in the grass
Like a Dick Nixon plumber,
But it still might pass –
My Congress is dumber.
So though I've lied to you,
Won't you try hard to die expeditiously?

Music by Gus Arnheim & Abe Lyman
Original Lyric by Arthur Freed
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/5/05

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