Mommy Always Liked Roberts
Sung to the tune "You Took Advantage Of Me"

He's a sentimental choice, that's all,
One my Daddy made but then let stall.
He had no will and little skill,
So Mommy takes advantage of me.

I'm the rotten apple on her bough,
But the only way that she knows how
To make my Dad
Look really bad,
So Mommy takes advantage of me.

She gets hot and bothered that I can't tell
My elbow from my knee.
So anytime that something goes the least bit well
She tells my Dad it's 'cause of me.

Now that she sees me with all these bridges burned
And admits to growing more and more concerned,
What will she'll connive
For his next skydive?
How'll she take advantage of me?

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/9/05

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