Mrs. David Addington
To be sung to the Walter Donaldson tune
"Carolina In The Morning"
(Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning.)

Many hearts will gladden
   at the sight of Mrs. Addington in mourning.
When his heart stops beating
   so will his browbeating and our warning,
That the many glories
Of greater Bushie pow'r,
Like his purgatories,
All fuel Cheney's Happy Hour.

Polling boffins often
   has revealed that many coffins now returning
Could have been avoided
   if David hadn't toyed with Cheney's yearning
To fortify Camp David till that wonderful day
When he and David Addington are both blown away,
And our hearts all gladden
   at the sight of Mrs. Addington in mourning.

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/18/06

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