My Behind
Sung to the Harold Arlen tune
"Come Rain Or Come Shine"

I said I'd fire him
And/or retire him
Unless we find
Cooper's recounting
Sends him up the river
And risks my behind.

Jeb says to forget him,
But he knows too many things,
And then would win what I bet him,
That he won't leak to you less I let him.

I can't demote him.
I'll need to promote him
To Scalia's shrine.
Unlike John Bolton
Who's out there moltin',
He should do fine.

Life will be all milk and honey –
I won't owe Rove any money –
And when they impeach me,
No way they'll beach my behind.

Music by Harold Arlsn
Original Lyric by Johnny Mercer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/13/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Rove'