Immigration is silly If allowed to proceed willy-nilly But what I suggest is a dilly As it affects you. With most Lebanese pushing up daisies Take the remaining Hezbollah crazies, Let Alberto write new resumésies To make each one a Jew, And like you, Let them immigrate, A few at first, Not hit or miss, But lots more when, Like our Mexicans ev'ryone back there gets a yen. Immigration will solve all Need for a longer defense wall And my demand Condi Rice stall As your nation by my calculation Reverts to Jew fighting Jew.
Music by Jimmy VanHeusen To 'Bushie's Immigration Policy' |