New York Is Safer?
(Sung to the tune "Who Wouldn't Love You?")

Don't ride our subways.
Don't take our trains.
Forget about taxis.
Avoid our planes.
The NYPD claims to know what they're about.
The Secret Service we've been told
   will whisk him and whisk him out.

Bush says we're safer
Because of he,
But if you want to see him,
Watch your TV.
It didn't used to be this way before him!
Somebody's safer?
What about me?

Music by Carl Fischer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/28/04