Next? *
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"I Won't Dance"
(I won't dance! Don't ask me.)

I won't talk! Don't ask me.
I don't talk succinctly.
I can't talk with Kim Jong Il,
For Cheney claims I still don't know the drill.

Well, so what if I'm flubbin'?
You know what? I'm stubborn;
And guess what, I'm snubbin' Kim Jong Il.
I'll prove to him who's still king of the hill.

But he's jeopardized my reputation
For avoiding self-incrimination
By exporting more atomic fuel
After Cheney chose the wrong pursual.

I won't talk; why should I?
I can't talk; how could I?
Negotiating's still a game of skill.
You saw how much I talked with Saddam –
Nil!

* NY Times - 2/11/05
Editorial - "The North Korean Challenge"

Music by Hoagy Carmichael
Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/11/05

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