No Cohesion
Sung to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"Manhattan"

We lack cohesion –
We're now by-jeezin'
What to do,
And speculating who
Will sue.

They're getting antsy –
Our fancy-pantsy
Crews don't know
If FEMA's dough should go
To eeny meeny miny mo,
Or oh, no –

And tell us whose con
Should build an autobahn
Canal
In which Republican
Locale.

This disaster's the real McCoy
Pray to God you're a good old boy,
Like Halliburton,
A moneymaking ploy.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/19/05

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