Mrs. Astor asked her pastor, "If a disaster should strike And 'W' fakes a big tummyache, should he take a short break or a hike?" "A hike's much preferred," the pastor averred, "for discouraging words. Any range, where the buffalo roam, should not be called home by a cowboy with cowardly ways. "He would have no home on the range, Where that transplanted Bush likes to play, For as soon as We heard a discouraging word, We'd make his skies cloudy all day."
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