No, Johnny Bolton! No! *
Sung to the tune
"Oh, Johhny! Oh, Johnny! Oh"

Oh, Johhny! Oh, Johnny!
You of all men!
Oh, Johhny! Oh, Johnny!
Not the U.N.!
You said there wasn't one before –

Now we hear you alibying
Claiming that your record's lying,
And we're, No, Johhny! No, Johnny!
Please tell us why
Karl Rove would want you there –

For your silly walrus moustache?
For the guys you bash and trash?
Who've said, No, Johnny!
No, Johnny! No!

* The New York Times - 4/13/05
Editorial - "Questioning Mr. Bolton"

Music by Abe Olman
Original Lyric by Ed Rose
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/13/05

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