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No moon, no chimp, no evolution – No cure for CO2 pollution – No condoms either, which is why We spread VD and multiply. No moon at all. We believe It tempts unmarried couples to conceive – Without it Adam might have married Eve – We teach no moon at all. No chimpanzee Ancestry, Despite the grunts of tennis royalty That sound to us like monkey repartee – We teach no chimpanzee. No evolution here. Bush thinks he's made that clear. He knows we're right, That Darwin's scheme should disappear. No school at all. What they teach Is gonna be the same as what we preach. Church and State? Who needs one of each? There'll be no school at all. No moon at all? Who'd have thunk It would be designed by someone drunk Enough to let it lose a chunk Till there's no moon at all?
Music & Original Lyric by
Redd Evans & Dave Mann |