No Pulse!
To be sung to the tune
"You've Changed"

No pulse
Was felt within his CIA.
They dropped the ball their usual way
And can't understand
The results.

No pulse,
His only road map's on Yahoo.
Hamas? Not what he thought he knew,
And no one can change
The results.

NSA garbled the words, "We're laughing
Because Bushie Boy would be nuts
To hold an election that lets us
Show the whole world he's a klutz."

No pulse,
So don't you know Bush will insist
It's not a warning that he missed.
Oh?
Then why's Dick Cheney looking pissed?
"No pulse."

Music by Carl Fischer
Original Lyrics by Bill Carey
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/31/06

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