Nonsense Is In
Being sung by Bushie to the Cole Porter tune
"Don't Fence Me In"
(Oh, give me land, lots of land unders starry skies above)

They gave me pow'r, lots more pow'r
And the country that you loved.
Nonsense is in.
Watch me hide from Osamas
With those bombs in their pajamas.
They hate my grin.

Must I see for myself how we teach detainees
That their way of praying causes housemaid's knees,
And wont keep them from hanging from our cottonwood trees?
Nonsense is in.

In my burnoose
I can wander while I ponder
Which are the evilest of guys,
For I'm still loose,
Free to prattle, then skedaddle
When they see through my disguise,

And then deride Democrats till they lose their senses.
They'll think my open borders are in need of fences,
That Congress always pays its own lunch-time expenses.
Nonsense is in.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/1/06

To 'Bushie, Warrior Wimp'
To 'Bushie's Congress'