Did Paula Zahn and spouse, the louse,
   have it in for hawks?
And claim they've tried for years to switch
   those hawks from mice to lox,
When mice and rats are hard to find,
   especially in New York?

Well, I digress; that couldn't be
   why Cohen blew his cork
And ordered that hawk nest torn down
   while rodents celebrate.
No longer must they live in
   constant fear of being ate.

They also pulled out pigeon spikes
   that held the nest in place.
Now pigeons probably will poop
   each time he shows his face.
Does Paula prefer pigeon pie?
   Can that be what they're up to?
As pigeon poop accumulates,
   it won't be knees it's up to.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/12/04