Now We Know He Lied
Sung to the Jerome Kern tune
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

They asked Brown if he knew
What the Hell to do –
He, of course, replied,
"I'm well qualified."
Now we know he lied.

They said someday we'll find
Someone not inclined
To save his own behind,
Who'll admit he lied
To save Bush's hide.

So Bush laughed
When his Brownie gaffed –
Who'd think he could be that dumb?
Yet that grin
Betrayed the bind they're in –
Why even Rove is glum.

Now FEMA friends confide
Fears they cannot hide –
Brown gets petrified
When flood waters rise.
What a big surprise!

Music by Jerome Kern
Original Lyric by Otto Harbach
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/7/05

To 'Co-conspirators - FEMA'