They asked Brown if he knew What the Hell to do He, of course, replied, "I'm well qualified." Now we know he lied. They said someday we'll find Someone not inclined To save his own behind, Who'll admit he lied To save Bush's hide. So Bush laughed When his Brownie gaffed Who'd think he could be that dumb? Yet that grin Betrayed the bind they're in Why even Rove is glum. Now FEMA friends confide Fears they cannot hide Brown gets petrified When flood waters rise. What a big surprise!
Music by Jerome Kern |