Heh, heh, heh, Who'd you like us to wiretap? Heh, heh, heh, Someone giving you a pain? Heh, heh, heh, Criticized something or other? Gee, your spouses mother? NSA'll take care of that. Heh, heh, heh, Someone you'd like us to eavesdrop? Heh, heh, heh, Noisy cell phone on the train? Heh, heh, heh, Likes to bully Baby Brother? Really? the Queen Mother? NSA is good at that. It's a very special service That we offer, No muss, no fuss. And no reason to be nervous Just as long as You're with us. Heh, heh, heh, You want somebody spied upon? Heh, heh, heh, Like your former ball and chain? Heh, heh, heh, Taking up with your kid brother? But still can't stand your mother? NSA's aware of that.
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