NSA Is Good At That
To be sung to the Harry Warren tune
"Would You Like To Take A Walk?"

Heh, heh, heh, Who'd you like us to wiretap?
Heh, heh, heh, Someone giving you a pain?
Heh, heh, heh, Criticized something or other?
Gee, your spouses mother?
NSA'll take care of that.

Heh, heh, heh, Someone you'd like us to eavesdrop?
Heh, heh, heh, Noisy cell phone on the train?
Heh, heh, heh, Likes to bully Baby Brother?
Really? the Queen Mother?
NSA is good at that.

It's a very special service
That we offer,
No muss, no fuss.
And no reason to be nervous
Just as long as
You're with us.

Heh, heh, heh, You want somebody spied upon?
Heh, heh, heh, Like your former ball and chain?
Heh, heh, heh, Taking up with your kid brother?
But still can't stand your mother?
NSA's aware of that.

Music by Sammy Fain
Original Lyrics by Mort Dixon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/26/06

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