Oh, No, Clintons
Berating the Clintons for their tasteless exit strategies
to Jerry Herman's "Hello Dolly"
(Hello, Dolly, Well hello, Dolly))

Oh. No, Clintons!
Not again, Clintons!
You've no sense of graciousness
    in how you quit.

Why does your death knell, Clintons,
Smell like Hell, Clintons?
You're still gaming,
Still re-framing
What is illegit.

What keeps you both playing?
Don't you know staying
Demonstrates your selfishness,
    not just your grit?

So
RIP, Clintons.
Exit gracefully, Clintons.
Why not try to rate a great obit?

Music & Original Lyric by Jerry Herman
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/11/08

To 'Hillary's Voting Ploys'