Once A Lug Like Cheney
To be sung to Frank Loesser's
"Once In Love With Amy"
(Once in love with Amy, always in love with Amy)

Once a lug like Cheney
Begets a chick like Cheney,
He will forever insist he needs more power
    to control whoever is gay.
It's so unpatriotic
To call his ploys chaotic,
Where oil sheiks in slip ons, shunning women's powers,
    are kept one cold shower away.

The moment Cheney thinks he's won them over
    he turns off the cold.
Yet pays wells to be compliant, not a rover,
    and do as they're told.

But once you're loved by Cheney,
Irregardless of which Cheney,
Ever and ever
You're stuck with your own gender.
The trouble's heterosexually –
If a Cheney goes for you or me.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/02/07

To 'Bushie's Cheneys'