Osama And Dick
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"If My Friends Could See Me Now"
(If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,)

If you should see him now,
Please don't let them know.
They're gonna ask me how
We could have let him go.
Five years after I promised that I'd
Promptly make sure that the nasty bastard died.

The problem we have found
Is Cheney's just like him.
They both hide underground
And pop up on a whim.
But with each whim a grimmer vow,
We'd hoped their C-cells would have failed by now.

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/20/06

To 'Bushie, The Lying Bastard'