Our party's told her How badly she needs to quit. Her dirty campaign is doomed. Why fuss and fume over it? To not let more folks vote, She maintains is a sin, Though without a campaign She could be a write-in. The public's fed up with her charade, And, though she'll hate to, Her bills must all be paid. We won't endorse her. She'd have to run in Row Z, Or simply dump Bill, Then become a nun In order to run As Ralph Nader's VP. A heck of a job? No, she stunk. Despite how it ends She blew a slam dunk, And friends.
Music by Jule Styne |