Outfoxing Bush
(Sung to the tune "Doin' What Comes Natur'lly")

Their Vincent Fox, like Lou Dobbs, mocks
   Bush Junior's bright idea
To make it legal for illegals
   wanting to work here.

Right-wingers gloat they'd likely vote
   for Junior and his minions,
Fleecing blue states, increasing red states
   votes by many millions.

But Fox can't wait to see 'mandated'
   future legislation
And fears a lid on getting rid
   of excess population.

Wouldn't you expect that Bush might find it odd
That Fox would only want to ship his poor abroad?
Does Bush suspect he couldn't tax the rich
Without hearing his supporters bitch?
Bush can't let his new illegals be,
He'll be taxing natur'lly.

Fox can't afford too large a horde
   while cat'ring to his wealthy.
His powers that be would like to see
   Bush feed paisanos healthily,
Taxing natur'lly, folks who've got no do-re-mi.

To help them flee illegally,
   Fox publishes instructions
Which have Bush miffed at seeing stiffed
   his hopes for mass inductions.

Bush hadn't planned to show his hand
   for drafting more 'recruits',
But folks who weed would fill his need
   for anyone who shoots.

If Fox annexes most of Texas
   because of its location
Won't most applaud and thank the Lord
   and send Bush on vacation?

For our skinny shows that Vinnie
   now holds all the aces,
That soon DC is going to see
   who Vinnie Fox replaces.

Then ev'ry paen who's been fleein'
   north to earn a living
Won't like living hand-to-mouth
   and will head south natur'lly.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/6/05 - 3/23/05

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