Pa, they're making wise with me.
Pa, they keep surprising me.
Ratings dropping off of the chart –
I'm no Truman.
Must I try to show I'm human?

Pa, they'll tar and feather me.
They won't let me be.
As those terrorists get bolder,
Folks give me a colder shoulder.
Pa, they're hissing me.

Music by Con Conrad
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/3/04

To 'Good Deeds For Daddy'
To 'Bushie, Betrayed'
To 'Junior'