Pain In My Head
To be sung with Fats Waller to the tune
"(What Did I Do To Be So) Black And Blue"

Pain in my head despite what they've said.
Feels like cold lead. God, how it bled.
Why'd the damn fool
Render me black and blue?

Long time no see apology.
Why did the louse continue to grouse
I was the fool
To end up black and blue?

He might
Have tried
Some Quaker Oats in case
This guy
Can't hide
From shots in my face, so

Cholesterol could start to fall
If the goofball and his gun moll
Should decide to
Render me black and blue.

Music by Thomas 'Fats' Waller
Original Lyrics by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/19/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Cheney'
To 'Bushie's Health Care Policy'