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Down in Crawford, Texas On the Bar Fly ranch, Halliburton's building A first aid branch For the roughest, toughest accidents Of Part-time Cowboy George. Got his name from clinging, Not to horses, cows and sheep, But from hanging onto handle bars all day. From the insults that that's bringing, They don't know trails can be steep And quite narrow for three wheelers to assay. No surprise, He's the first one to skedaddle As he tries Not to fall out of the saddle Of his bike, So it's a trike, That's more able to be stable For someone who's been a bleeder And a falling-off repeater. How they run. Ev'ry time he jumps the gun. Unlike their George at Valley Forge, He's a hifalootin', rootin', tootin', Son-of-a-gun from Crawford, Texas, Part-time Cowboy (Why don't he switch to full-time?) Part-time Cowboy George.
Music by Grant Clarke |