Pat Roberts, Under Bushie's Wing
To be sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"Alexander's Ragtime Band"
(Come on and hear, come on and hear Alexander's Ragtime Band)

Bush needn't fear, Bush needn't fear.
He has a puppet on a string,
Who'll let Him hear, who'll let Him hear,
Each and ev'ry ding-a-ling.

Cheney barks and he bow wows.
He's a lap dog Senator.
So natur'lly, what the White House wants he's for.
They know his ass is in a sling,
An apron string.

We've heard this song – think Vietcong –
Tricky Dick once thought it grand
For just one man – if he's the man –
To dictate that the band
Needs to have its conversations
Heard by Rumsfelds.

You'll need a ring, a brass nose ring,
Like Pat Roberts on a string.

Music & Original Lyrics by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/10/06

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