Peter Pace Needs Help
Being sung to the tune
"My Melancholy Baby"
(Come to me, my melancholy baby,)

Peter Pace is no world beater, baby.
How'd he get to where he is?
Kissing butt worked well for Peter, baby.
Just forget that fighting Gen'ral biz.
He was proud of ev'ry contract signing,
Parade reviews were dreams come true,
But when Bushie went to war,
Petey asked, "What for?"
And had no clue about what he should do.

Peter Pace is no tactician, baby.
Strategy? That's something new.
Plan ahead is not his metier, baby
Suddenly he needs civilians, too.
Like a crowd to sew more coffin linings.
Those unarmored HumVees – déjà vu..
Alberto can play dumb
While Bushie sucks his thumb
And Condi does whatever Condis do.

Music by Ernie Burnett
Original Lyric by George Norton
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/8/07

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