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Pfizer, Pfizer, give me a clue or two. My advisor says you and I are through. No more Vioxx and Viagara With their honeymoons to Niagara? Oh, no, that's not you? What is it you do? You only inhibit Cox-2? Pfizer, Pfizer, help me I'm no guru. In plain English what the hell's a Cox-2? You now say it makes prostaglandin Which lets my blood flow with abandon, Which is good for my heart, But when I break a part, It's Cox-2 that makes me boo-hoo? Pfizer, Pfizer, who did you tell this to? Advertising? Did you say I'd need Cox-2? Or brag that you might make billions While weakening the hearts of millions? Now no ads on TV? Well, whoop-dee-dee! Now I can stop asking for you. * The New York Times - 4/8/05 "Another Blow to Pfizer"
Music & Original Lyric by Harry Dacre To 'Policies - Greed' To 'Policies - Health Care' |