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Though his act's described as hammy, He's a failure to his Mammy. Social Security Seems to foil her Walter Mitty. His attempts to demonize it As he tries to privatize it Have begun to sound flimflammy So he telephones his Grammy – "Grams, they're getting wise to me. Grams, they're criticizing me. Grams, why aren't they buying my plan? Tell them how Gramps bought bonds so we don't need food stamps. "Grams, they don't believe in me or my catastrophe – Show them how as Gramps got older, each diamond he bought you's a boulder – Grams, they're hissing me."
Music by Con Conrad To 'Policies - Social Security' |