Big break, unplanned. Checkmate, got panned. Folks now know I'm a schmo How'm I pollin'? I'm pollin' low. Flew to Iraq. Who cares I'm back? No more oil I can filch. How'm I pollin'? I'm pollin' zilch. Hoping for an OPEC ceiling Groping with Congress double-dealing Moping with a sinking feeling That I'm mishap-happy, And dumb as Pappy. Oil wells, A-bombs, Stem cells, greased palms, All according to script How'm I pollin'? I'm pollin' zip.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |