Pollution, Gravity & Evolution
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"Too Darn Hot"

It's Bushley hot.
He claims it's not.
With his CO2 we are stewing tonight.
It's a damn hot brew he's pooh-poohing tonight.
We're his cheese fondue and barbecue tonight.
If he keeps this up, we're overdueing the right.
It's much too hot!

It's gravity!
So when his G.O.P.
It goes down instead of up tonight.
And even tries to go in the cup tonight,
But he still can't tell why he's down tonight.
Guess he never did know down from up –
It's the-o-ry!

It's our family tree.
That Bush still no can see.
So Adam and Eve is a true depiction.
Monkey genes are a source of friction.
Pollution, gravity, evolution are fiction.
Why ain't he?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/27/05

To 'Himself - Bushwhacked'
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