Pols and Dolls *
Sung to the Frank Loesser tune
"Guys And Dolls"

When you see a pol with a beautiful doll
Half his age who is spooning him Geritol,
You can bet
That some lobbyist paid the doll.

When they take a trip and each night's skinny-dip
Is deducted as gamesmanship,
You can bet
That porn lobbyists paid them all.

When that horse's ass changes rules just to pass
Bush tax breaks for the upper-class,
You can bet
That rich lobbyists paid the pol.

He's a cad, but the money
That he needs to indulge his honey
Is a bribe from those lobbyists to that pol.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/7/05

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