Poor Little You
To be sung to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"Little Girl Blue"
(Sit there and count your fingers. What can you do?)

Shuttle and field his zingers
Like you're hired to.
Miss Rice you're through.
Hustle and field his stupid zingers,
Unlucky poor little you.

Hustle, but keep on stalling,
Like he says to.
Why cry "Boo-hoo"?
Just dodge the fallout
His stall plops on poor little you.

This time, old girl, it's apparent your gender
Won't help your big-time spender
Inveigle Hezbollah's surrender
So your boy can reward brilliant you.

Hustle and field his zingers
Like you're supposed to.
Miss Rice you're through.
Unlucky little girl you.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/1/06

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