Posthumous Bragging Rights?
To be sung with Herman's Hermits to the tune
"I'm Henery VIII, I Am"
(I'm Henery the Eighth, I am)

I'm a Hannibal you ate, I am, I am,
An ordinary water added ham.
My mother was inseminated artificially.
We numbered in the hundreds but soon were down to three.
And by the time the butcher called there was only me.
I'm a Hannibal you ate, I am.

I'm an embryo Bush saved, I am, I am.
There's zillions of us in a kilogram.
But I never got inseminated artificially.
For triplets they apparently only needed three.
Looks like I won't amount to much in perpetuity.
I'm an embryo Bush saved, I am.

Music & Original Lyric by Fred Murray & R.P. Weston
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/20/07

To 'Bushie, Holier Than Thou?'