Pre-emptive Torture
Sung to the George Gershwin tune
"Somebody Loves Me"

"It's what they might do
To me, not you,
That constantly worries me.
As for beheading,
We need to, too,
And, of course, pre-emptively.

"Cheney says that torture comes in handy
For predicting techniques they'll find dandy
As they discover
Those we like, too,
And capture you."

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by B.G. DeSylva & Ballard MacDonald
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/6/05

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