The lady has said She'll police the mid-East (from her new Queen-sized bed). Sounds a bit heady, but already she's acquired a medium-firm Posturepedic. The lady has said That the baggage she brings when the telephone ringing is red, Reminds her that Monica's three o'clock calls, were, from her current perspective, comedic. So if Israel strikes, or, Allah forbid, should be stricken, She'll be in her pajamas and not be caught out cotton pickin' And if Saudis revolt, she wil dispatch a dolt like Petraeus, Praying Congress will not concurrently detach the S'Andreas Though Fox pundits have said with no Bush-McCain plan she'll be disastrously, despicably and unpatriotically in way over her head, To date she's denied she'll downsize her reign to a twin Bob-o-ped-ic.
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