Presidential Address – 1/10/07
As sung to the tune
"Ain't We got Fun?"
(Ev'ry morning, ev'ry evening, ain't we got fun? )

Escalation.
Broken nation.
My God, what fun!
Drag the war out
Till they're wore out.
Can't stand the fun!

With Abizaid gone
We'll add a few troops –
More Moët & Chandon
To a bowl of Fruit Loops.

Rice will go there
As a charmer.
She's lots of fun.
How'll more troops fare
Without armor?
Can't all have fun.

Watch Congress bitch
    if his curve ain't breakin',
And Maliki
Remains cliquey,
No Green Zone fun.

Music by Richard A. Whiting
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/11/07

To 'Bushie's Quitting Iraq'